Coffee

[jesse_dylan]

Coffee is like that ex that texts when you are at your absolute worst. They start telling you that you were the best thing that ever happened to them, get you feeling great about yourself, and then about an hour later, your heart is palpitating, you're agitated as all hell, every noise makes you jump, you've taken a gigantic shit, you yell at inanimate objects because you're so cranky, and all you want is the nap you were going to take before they texted.

And you love every moment of it.

That's coffee. And my needy, insecure ass wants her all day, every day, until we're so sick of each other we are driven to absolute breakdown.

Comments

[zesty_pinto]

Yeah, that's probably why I use diet soda for my caffeine, ha. Saccharine, bubbly, but in general not someone you want to be around for long periods of time or else you wear out from it from prolonged exposure.