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Jun. 12th, 2017 11:21 am
--when you are finally sitting down to do something you want to do and realize you have forgotten to do yet another thing you need to do
Jun. 12th, 2017
--when you are finally sitting down to do something you want to do and realize you have forgotten to do yet another thing you need to do
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Jun. 12th, 2017 02:08 pm
--when your brother, who works 6 hours per week and stays up until 5 every morning having "me time," somehow thinks you should have as much free time as he does
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Jun. 12th, 2017 06:00 pm
--when your mom wants you to post her 50 year-old, moldy mattress for sale on Facebook instead of putting it out on the curb
Darn. Just realized after the fact that I could use Rich Text to bold all the questions before putting in my answers. Rich Text. Text that inherited its wealth.
Who
Who was your first crush? I don't know that I ever had one!
Who was your last missed call from? Brendon (brother)
Who did you last talk to in person? I can't actually remember. That is a little scary. It's been days.
Who was your 5th grade teacher? Norman Kreuger, best teacher I ever had! Can never spell his name right.
Who do you miss right now? Nobody
Who do you share your secrets with? Someone who will understand
Who would you love to see live in concert? Audioslave, but that won't happen now.
Who do you spend most of your time with? Myself, which I'm fine with; my co-workers, which is kind of sad.
Who would you kill if you could get away with it? Jeez louise! No one! It wouldn't help anything to kill anyone.
What
What made you start taking surveys? I really don't know. I take them now because it makes me feel like it's 1997 again.
What did your last text message say? So snoopy. It's probably too long to put here.
What time do you usually wake up in the morning? 7. Every single day. Would be okay if it wasn't to go to work and sit in a building with fluorescent light and the windows closed for 9 hours.
What was your high school mascot? I didn't go to a physical high school.
What was your first screen name? Gobez, because I misspelled Golbez, from Final Fantasy II, which was actually Final Fantasy IV, and he was actually Golbeza.
When
When is your birthday? 1982
When do you like to shower? In the morning, but I often procrastinate and do it in the afternoon instead for some reason
When is your parents' anniversary? They're divorced! Thanks for bringing up unpleasant memories!
When will you see your dad next? How should I know?
When do you think you’ll eventually stop taking surveys? When Heather no longer sends them to me, because I have a hard time finding them on my own!
When did you graduate high school? 2001
When was the last time you went shopping? uhhhhhhh a week ago maybe.. or two... I don't know... I need to
When was the last time you ate fast food? I had bean burritos at Taco John's a few days ago
When was the last time you held a baby? I try to AVOID holding babies, as they are breakable.
When did you last leave your house? Well, I mowed the lawn today, briefly went to Mom's yesterday (two blocks away), and had a walk the day before yesterday, so... I have to leave tomorrow, all goddamn day, so cut me some slack.
Where
Where do you live? ND, USA
Where is your biggest scar? I don't really have any, but I have stretch marks.
Where is your family? They're mostly here, or where ever dead people go.
Where is your cellphone? It's nearby.
Where do you want to work? I don't want to work. If I had a job I loved, I'd be willing to work almost anywhere...
Where did you get your shirt? I'm not wearing a shirt, but all my shirts are made in America except for a few fair trade shirts made in China.
Where is the nearest gas station? I dno it's fukkin down the hill a bit, or up north a bit.
Where would you move, if you could? If I knew where, I would just go ahead and go there. It's hard to leave family behind.
Where were you born? Here
Why
Why do you take surveys? You already asked this!!!!!!!
Why aren’t you doing something productive? Because I have to be productive all week, every week, at work, and it sucks every ounce of life out of me.
Why are there so many survey takers, not survey makers? I don't think there are many survey takers, and there are even less survey makers, and the makers were all obviously pretty stupid and probably forgot how to swallow and died.
Why did you watch the last movie you watched? Why did you make the last survey you made?
Why do you like the person you like? Why do you think I like anyone?
Why do you have your current cell phone? Why don't I just break contact with the human race entirely?
Why do you feel your current mood? Because you are annoying me!!!!!!!!!!!
How
How old were you when you had your first kiss? Hmm, it depends which "first kiss" you count. First in love kiss, I was 18. I think before that, I had only kissed a BOY or two, and my mom!
How long has it been since you used the bathroom? I can't remember, which makes me think I am overdue, but I don't really have to pee, and I'm not thirsty.
How many surveys do you do a day, on average? .0000001
How do you feel about same sex marriage? How do you feel about bigots who can't keep their dicks out of other people's marriages?
How did you discover your favorite band? Whenever I have a favorite band, they either break up or go to shit.
How much did your favorite shirt cost? I don't have a favorite shirt.
How close is the nearest restaurant? There's a subway up by the gas station (over north-eastish) that I mentioned.
How long is your hair? .0000000000000000001mm
Who
Who was your first crush? I don't know that I ever had one!
Who was your last missed call from? Brendon (brother)
Who did you last talk to in person? I can't actually remember. That is a little scary. It's been days.
Who was your 5th grade teacher? Norman Kreuger, best teacher I ever had! Can never spell his name right.
Who do you miss right now? Nobody
Who do you share your secrets with? Someone who will understand
Who would you love to see live in concert? Audioslave, but that won't happen now.
Who do you spend most of your time with? Myself, which I'm fine with; my co-workers, which is kind of sad.
Who would you kill if you could get away with it? Jeez louise! No one! It wouldn't help anything to kill anyone.
What
What made you start taking surveys? I really don't know. I take them now because it makes me feel like it's 1997 again.
What did your last text message say? So snoopy. It's probably too long to put here.
What time do you usually wake up in the morning? 7. Every single day. Would be okay if it wasn't to go to work and sit in a building with fluorescent light and the windows closed for 9 hours.
What was your high school mascot? I didn't go to a physical high school.
What was your first screen name? Gobez, because I misspelled Golbez, from Final Fantasy II, which was actually Final Fantasy IV, and he was actually Golbeza.
When
When is your birthday? 1982
When do you like to shower? In the morning, but I often procrastinate and do it in the afternoon instead for some reason
When is your parents' anniversary? They're divorced! Thanks for bringing up unpleasant memories!
When will you see your dad next? How should I know?
When do you think you’ll eventually stop taking surveys? When Heather no longer sends them to me, because I have a hard time finding them on my own!
When did you graduate high school? 2001
When was the last time you went shopping? uhhhhhhh a week ago maybe.. or two... I don't know... I need to
When was the last time you ate fast food? I had bean burritos at Taco John's a few days ago
When was the last time you held a baby? I try to AVOID holding babies, as they are breakable.
When did you last leave your house? Well, I mowed the lawn today, briefly went to Mom's yesterday (two blocks away), and had a walk the day before yesterday, so... I have to leave tomorrow, all goddamn day, so cut me some slack.
Where
Where do you live? ND, USA
Where is your biggest scar? I don't really have any, but I have stretch marks.
Where is your family? They're mostly here, or where ever dead people go.
Where is your cellphone? It's nearby.
Where do you want to work? I don't want to work. If I had a job I loved, I'd be willing to work almost anywhere...
Where did you get your shirt? I'm not wearing a shirt, but all my shirts are made in America except for a few fair trade shirts made in China.
Where is the nearest gas station? I dno it's fukkin down the hill a bit, or up north a bit.
Where would you move, if you could? If I knew where, I would just go ahead and go there. It's hard to leave family behind.
Where were you born? Here
Why
Why do you take surveys? You already asked this!!!!!!!
Why aren’t you doing something productive? Because I have to be productive all week, every week, at work, and it sucks every ounce of life out of me.
Why are there so many survey takers, not survey makers? I don't think there are many survey takers, and there are even less survey makers, and the makers were all obviously pretty stupid and probably forgot how to swallow and died.
Why did you watch the last movie you watched? Why did you make the last survey you made?
Why do you like the person you like? Why do you think I like anyone?
Why do you have your current cell phone? Why don't I just break contact with the human race entirely?
Why do you feel your current mood? Because you are annoying me!!!!!!!!!!!
How
How old were you when you had your first kiss? Hmm, it depends which "first kiss" you count. First in love kiss, I was 18. I think before that, I had only kissed a BOY or two, and my mom!
How long has it been since you used the bathroom? I can't remember, which makes me think I am overdue, but I don't really have to pee, and I'm not thirsty.
How many surveys do you do a day, on average? .0000001
How do you feel about same sex marriage? How do you feel about bigots who can't keep their dicks out of other people's marriages?
How did you discover your favorite band? Whenever I have a favorite band, they either break up or go to shit.
How much did your favorite shirt cost? I don't have a favorite shirt.
How close is the nearest restaurant? There's a subway up by the gas station (over north-eastish) that I mentioned.
How long is your hair? .0000000000000000001mm