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I encountered my coworker in the restroom. He asked me how it was going. I said, "I pissed down my leg. Other than that, it's going pretty well."

He was silent for a long time, then said, "At least it can only look up from there."

As I was leaving, I repeated an ages old aphorism. "No matter how many times you shake it, a little always goes down your leg."

He laughed with relief, which is when I realized, he'd thought I'd actually pissed myself.

I wish.