Lord of All Millennials
May. 8th, 2017 05:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jesse_dylan
Technically, a "Millennial" is someone who comes of age (by popular definition, 18) in the new millennium, i.e. Y2K. So, to be a Millennial by definition, one must have been born after 1982. (People haven't yet agreed where the Millennials end and Gen-Z begins.)
It just so happens that I was born on the 7th day of 1982. Because of this, I basically consider myself the Lord of All Millennials.
But what about the people born in the first 6 days?
Well, the first 6 days don't actually count (it has to do with numerology and epistemology and epidemiology--keep up!). As for anyone born before me on January 7th, I figure I can hunt them down if necessary, but so far, none of them have shown up or given me any trouble.
Also, given my position, I have Gen-Z pretty well under my thumb as my lackeys.
